Wednesday 9 February 2011

Teenage Nightmare

I came across Katy Perry wearing this Georges Hobeika dress,
And I wanted to die.
NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
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I have never been more afraid of Katy Perry in my whole entire life. Yes, her songs are catchy. Yes, she's dating Russell Brand. But she really has no excuse.
To be nice (ish) I will say that the purple is nice and this dress looks very sleek on the runway model, but I thought Katy Perry had more sense than this.
On her, this dress literally has no redeeming qualities.
I really don't like the fabric, especially with this color. It looks like one of those tacky prom dresses you wouldn't dream of buying.
Does anyone notice that it makes her midsection look kind of large? Or is that just me? And the bow looks extremely awkward with her...boobs.
And Sesame Street thought they had an issue?


I feel like since that scandal, she figures she might as well show off what her mama gave her. But seriously, this looks like porn. I hate this. Obviously, she is Katy Perry and she's not going to be conservative, but this looks so sloppy and so gross.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK SEXY! SHE'S JUST TRASHY!
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so much.
Okay, it's off my chest...punny?
xx

1 comment:

  1. What is Katy Perry thinking? I understand that she likes to be sexy...but at least have it be flattering! Horrible!!

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